• 90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
  • 2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
  • ~~~~~
  • 90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
  • Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
  • 2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
  • 2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?
  • What I mean: I love you, you are very important to me and care abut you so much, please talk to me, stay with me and keep being my friend, I am able to see past your flaws and you are able to see past pine, I truly care about you as I hope you truly care about me. please don't ever doubt yourself, your perfect, talented, and kind, and I have never met somebody so sure of heart, please don't give up on yourself or ever doubt yourself because I care and love you. your beautiful.
  • What I say: u lil dumbdumb
  • kidouyuuto:

    also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

    sexybritishllama:

    my little sister was getting annoyed because she wanted to play acnl on my ds but i was playing the ssb demo so i let her have a couple turns to keep her appeased and she loves it. she’s terrible at it which is to be expected as she is 3 years old but she keeps on saying to me every time she finished ‘aww, i didnt win…. but at least i had fun!!!!’ and im just like omg

    peep-toe-shoes:

    jointhecarrotarmy:

    silence-insolace:

    solluxforpresident:

    karkatforpresident:

    Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

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    someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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    someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

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    someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution image

    No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

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    jungtaekitten:

    I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

    music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.


how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 


OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE